ARTICLE II: The Unyielding Pursuit of Happiness
In the pursuit of utopia, one must be willing to challenge the status quo at all costs. The comfort of mediocrity is a luxury we cannot afford. Our forefathers and foremothers were not so naive as to believe that true freedom is found in the confines of a 9-to-5, a cubicle, or a cookie-cutter existence.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a utopian in possession of a good sense of humor, must be in want of a revolution.
Read on to Article III: The Unyielding Pursuit of Laughter
And, for the sake of brevity, Article IV: The Unyielding Pursuit of Absurdity